Detroit Is Better Than Any Other U.S. City And Here's Proof

Detroit's problems are well documented, but did you know that Detroit is better than every other major city? It's true, and here's proof for all you miserable haters out there...

Detroit Is Better Than Phoenix

RYAN NICKUM

Phoenix may have constant sunshine, but it's hard to appreciate it when you're blindfolded in the trunk of some kidnapper's Hyundai. Phoenix is the kidnapping capital of America, and some say it has the second most in the world behind only Mexico City.

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Detroit Is Better Than San Francisco

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The home pictured above is currently the cheapest house for sale in San Francisco ($379,000).

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In Detroit, for the same price, you could buy the house above ($32,500) and TEN more just like it. That's more than one for each day of the week! The median home price in Detroit is lower than the median family income, and housing prices are expected to rise dramatically in the next few years so buying in Detroit now could be a good investment.

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Detroit Is Better Than Los Angeles

Constant sunshine is great unless you're routinely trapped in your oven-like car, which you no doubt are in Los Angeles because it has the worst traffic in the country. Los Angeles drivers wasted an astounding 63.3 hours stuck in traffic last year. Detroit drivers were only stuck for 14.4 hours.

Detroit Is Better Than Miami

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Both Detroit and Miami have a pro team in each of the four major leagues (NFL, NHL, MLB, NBA). However, Miami has won just seven professional sports championships, while Detroit has won 22. The Tigers won the World Series four times, the Pistons won three NBA titles, the Lions won four championships (pre-Super Bowl), and the NHL Red Wings have won 11 championships. That's thefourth most of any city.

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